A kinky western spoof featuring John Beastwood, a hero with six guns and six tentacles. With Karl Thulhu ill in bed with what might be an exaggerated man-cold, Virginia goes in search of a cure. She trips on a nuclear powered skateboard and goes back in time to 1860. Shoving up her sleeves, Virginia marches into Peckerwood Springs determined to find her way back to her future. Karl had better be really dying. Like REALLY dying. Virginia is cranky and tired of dodging tobacco spit and hiking through cactus blinged-up desert. If any damn were-squid gunslinger gets in her way, she’s gonna shove his nearest tentacle up his own whatsit. Back to the future on acid, with a hefty dose of sex and tentacles.